Jimmyism

This post is rather delayed, but finally my fingers wouldn't stay quiet any longer!! This once in a lifetime experience has to be narrated.

Date: 10th May 2008
Venue: Cinemax Goregaon
Company: Family
Mission: Survive Jimmy

And yes. It was in these very circumstances that I attained Nirvana.
Albeit for a brief two hours.
When the "movie" (calling Jimmy a movie is like calling a gyrocopter a crab's spleen; it's just not 'it') began, and the opening credits showed Jimmy's silhouette rapidly flexing his thighs in all imaginable directions, I immediately realized that what I was witnessing was not an ordinary experience, it was something else, it was something different, it was an experience on a different plane of existence. And as the minutes progressed, my poor five senses, mundane creations as they are, finally succumbed and I felt myself being taken away to a far off place, experiencing a state of transcendence that would make Vishwamitra jealous.

When I finally came to, about two hours later, I knew that this was an experience that could be had only once in a lifetime. My mind was filled with the Truth, that terrible, all conquering thing known as the Truth, and I am here to share it with you.

Concentrate every fibre of your existence on the fundamental question that forms the very basis of Jimmyism and you will know it for your self:

Why Not Jimmy.
क्यों नहीं जिम्मी।
வி நாட் ஜிம்மி.

Mi-Moh Shaanti Shaanti Meee-Mooohhh.