Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Jahannam

Jannat had all the essential ingredients of a Hasmi flick - a bland storyline full of loopholes, feeble performances, lots of bedroom scenes and a sleazy new nerve grating heroine who failed in her minimal requirement of providing "eye-candy" to the audience.
Yet, these are things that are unsurprising and expected, though what prompted me to write about Jannat was that yet again the Muslim terrorist/gangster/don/villain/bad guy found his way into a Bollywood flick, this time under the guise of the enigmatic "Abu Ibrahim" (a possible amalgam of Dawood Ibrahim and Abu Salem; he had Dawood's glasses and Salem's looks) who is a vastly rich South African "beach magnet" who specializes in match fixing, betting, etc, and of course all of this ill earned wealth has to go into the funding of "terrorists".
All of his Igor-like cronies are muslims, as are the cricketers who are part of the match fixing nexus. One of the cricketers, an apparent sex maniac, keeps saying mashallah whenever supplied with fresh (possibly Serbian) feminine stock.
I was getting increasingly irritated, as the usage of words like salaam waleikum, khuda hafiz, etc in such contexts was really sad to watch. Just a week ago I had watched Iron Man, where once again the bad guys are Afghan Muslim terrorists, whose portrayal is curiously very similar to that of the Russians in Rambo 3.
Sick.

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